WWE Survivor Series 1994

Razor Ramon's team gets the most unearned win in Survivor Series history, without a single member of The Bad Guys scoring a pinfall or submission. The match just falls flat, because even though all ten guys get their stuff in, the elimination process is designed to get one storyline over at the expense of nine great workers. This is worse booking than the 1991 opener.

While the Clowns vs. Royals match is also devoid of nuance, it's redeemed by Doink's trademark tomfoolery and Lawler's trademark comeuppance.

Bret and Bob have a terrific match, but it's marred by its boring, protracted finish more than Rock vs. Austin in WrestleMania X7.

The Million Dollar Team vs. Guts & Stripes is the best elimination match of the evening, with its attention paid to multiple feuds and pushes. Plus, we get to see Bam Bam and Bundy team up seven years after opposing one another in the inaugural Series main event.

2:54         Elimination Match: The Teamsters (Diesel, Shawn Michaels, Owen Hart, Jim Neidhart & Jeff Jarrett) vs. The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, 1-2-3 Kid, Davey Boy Smith, Fatu & Seone)

32:26       Elimination Match: The Royal Family (Cheesy, Sleazy, Queasy & Jerry Lawler) vs. Clowns R Us (Dink, Wink, Pink & Doink)

57:22       Submission Match: Bob Backlund vs. Bret Hart

1:42:53    Elimination Match: The Million Dollar Team (Tatanka, Bam Bam Bigelow, King Kong Bundy & The Heavenly Bodies) vs. Guts & Glory (Lex Luger, Mabel, Adam Bomb & The Smoking Gunns)

2:15:49    Casket Match: Yokozuna vs. The Undertaker (guest enforcer Chuck Norris)