WWE WrestleMania 29 2013

Look in my eyes, what do you see? The guy who should have ended The Undertaker's streak instead of that good-for-nothing bully who called my friend a book nerd (true story!) who could wrestle good matches but chose not to in favor of hitting the same moves over and over like a kid mashing buttons on Mortal Kombat. ... of personality.

Great debut for Fandango, whose finisher was buried the first time he hit it.

5:41         Sheamus, Randy Orton & The Big Show vs. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins)

27:51       Mark Henry vs. Ryback

46:46       Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston vs. Kane & Daniel Bryan

55:13       Fandango vs. Chris Jericho

1:25:03    Jack Swagger vs. Alberto Del Rio

1:48:05    CM Punk vs. The Undertaker

2:31:24    No Holds Barred: Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

3:04:30    2013 Hall of Fame Inductees

3:10:18    John Cena vs. The Rock